I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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