too bad you live with your parents still
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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