new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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