I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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