Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The ass gains better be worth it
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