Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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