Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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