btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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