After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
