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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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