my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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