But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My liver just broke up with me...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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