Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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