sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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