You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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