awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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