did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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