How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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