She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
