Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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