Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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