im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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