i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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