Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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