Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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