she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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