ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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