Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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