Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
