im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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