Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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