I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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