I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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