i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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