Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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