rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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