It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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