Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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