I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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