Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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