The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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