Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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