The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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