I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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