Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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