Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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