He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize