took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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