You were right. It hurts to walk today.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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