sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Randomize
