Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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