why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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