And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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